Seductive Man

I occasionally like to go out hunting for funny pick up lines. Here are a few I have run into recently.

you’ve been a naughty girl, go to my room.

you’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power

my friend over there wants to know if you think I’m cute

you might not be the hottest chick here but beauty is just a light switch away.

the more I drink the prettier you get

you’re like a candy bar, half sweet and half nuts

I’m a guitar player, have you seen my G string

I like salad

If you know of any I have missed that really make you roll, post ‘em in the comments below.

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